AmyVanDenBerg

As the builder of retirement homes in holes, I have heard you may have an interest in dying in one of our properties. As has been noted, it is only possible to enter our properties by crawling in, thereby making sure that you are inaccessible to those who love you (except, of course, for middle schoolers doing fundraisers who, because of their smaller stature and increased flexibility, evade our security measures). You might also be interested in our "idiot who cant draw" (IWCD) condominium properties, built on the top of graveyards. As it turns out, while the area underground in cemeteries is amazingly expensive per acre, the area above gr